My husband skips the intros and outros of Naruto and I’m going to make sure and write that under “irreconcilable differences” in our divorce papers

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delightfulharmonypoetry:

ask-frostiron:

Person: Your writing is so good!

Me:

Goddamn that is totally my reaction

YOURS IS GOOD THOUGH AND IM READY WHENEVER YOU WANNA UPDATE BECAUSE ITS THAT FREAKING GOOD IM STILL THINKING ABOUT IT AND ITS KEEPING ME UP @delightfulharmonypoetry

You are a sweetie lol! Honestly it would be keeping me up too if I wasn’t already so damn exhausted. Things should be slowing down for me soon. And hopefully my muse will return from war. Or vacation. X.x @katarinahime

You know that moment when you bang your pinky toe on something and your mind goes “This is it. This is how I die.”

misbehavingmaiar:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

*snort*

it’s living in my house, Bilbo