Y’all been shitting on Sasuke’s fashion since Chunin Exams pt. 2 but once he steps out with that 2 piece suit and y’all still won’t let him live.
IVE BEEN SAYIN
In that trailer when he was standing with Naruto wearing that gray vest and slacks. Man out here looking like he finna go for a job interview.
It’s actually from the Sexy Modern Assassin collection by Tom Ford. Nobody talks about Naruto who stay looking like a Halloween decoration….
LMAO! #Dead. That praised orange ass prison jumpsuit. Sasuke out here traveling, damn near homeless and still getting the new editions.
You see that gold chain he was rocking with that post-apocalyptic vagabond outfit in The Last????
Boy was listening to migos before he left the village and decide to rock that Versace, Versace
That’s why his ass couldn’t afford Child Support, still by paying off that damn chain. Naruto walking around with his Lost&Found outfit on and girls sweating in they drawers about him.
Before I begin let me just say yall wrong and on the losing team
yall defending the same nigga who had this haircut + this style and called it a #look
“standing with Naruto wearing that gray vest and slacks. Man out here looking like he finna go for a job interview.”
job interview??? for what position???? sales clerk at hot topic????? check those raggedy ass sandals ho!!
and PLEATHE with The Last!! The Uchiha Massacre wasn’t even near as tragic as this- dare it be called- outfit
“post-apocalyptic vagabond” please the tears in his 1988 poncho represented the tears of all his stans once he stepped out in this mess!!
“decide to rock that Versace, Versace”
you call these 2003 macaroni necklaces versace???????!?!?????
which 5 year old made them for him?? did himawari jump through time????
#himawaribeensavagebeforeconception
and yall cant call nobody’s outfit lost&found when homeboy pulled this mess out of orochimaru’s salvation army donation
*insert gif of nigga fading away with peace sign (PARTYNEXTDOOR beat starts playing)*
lemme preface this by saying, you ain’t won shit
sasuke ain’t got nothin on naruto’s somewhere over the rainbow, paint with all the colors of the wind lookin ass
what? with frog green underwear?????
throughout the ages he stay looking like a party city halloween costume reject, look like he bought that shit at a tear down halloween store for 10.99
at least sasuke got some variety in his wardrobe, while naruto doesnt even change the shade of orange.
you see sasuke’s outfit? that’s called monochromatic color blocking which is an advanced fashion skill naruto “nightmare before christmas pumpkin ass” uzumaki’s style deprived self hasn’t mastered yet
you wanna talk about kids making sasuke’s necklace, let’s talk about sarada somehow using her father’s technique to jump through dimensions to give naruto this unfortunate makeup work using the pumpkin spice latte eyeshadow palette from claire’s
give me a break sis naruto wouldn’t know what real #couture looks like if it blew off his arm
oh wait.
you can’t be sittin up here talkin about sasuke’s hair when naruto’s hair in the last:
(in case you forgot this bullshit)
looks like he went to his nearest great clips and asked the barber to just fuck him up
get with it sweet tea, sasuke don’t gotta wear ugly fire embroidered robes to actually be fire
WHY IS THIS CONVERSATION SO INTERESTING TO ME?!
Thank you for bringing this back lmao @kia8088@geleleo I miss this
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