story:So, he needs to die.
me: But, we like him! He’s the main character-we can’t just-
story: No he’s not, that guy, over there, the one you ignored. that’s the hero
me:…What are you talking about?
story: Trust me.
me: …no…
story: Listen. I can just lay down and die right here. I don’t mind. I really don’t. No biggie at all. Like, I’ll just get comfortable while you agonize a bit, okay? I’ll just be ready for when I can finally close my eyes and sleep and never bother you again, cuz you know, it’s no biggie. I don’t need to live, I don’t-
me: …..Okay! Okay! Okay! I’ll kill him.
story: I knew you’d see it my way eventually 🙂