nanyangosaurus:

chubey:

hey guys friendly reminder from your fave Canadian that esk*mo is a slur so please don’t use it!

I see it usually in the context of “esk*mo kisses” which may pop up when people talk about their ships and their headcanon, but it means “snow eaters” in cree and is a slur against Inuit people so please just don’t use it!

and I would appreciate if u reblogged this because people outside Canada don’t seem to know this for the most part

Also if you want to refer to ‘‘eskimo kisses’‘ and not use that term the Inuit term for it is ‘‘kunik’‘. It’s a traditional greeting usually between relatives or a child and an adult, although it’s a little different from nose kisses so most Canadians call it ‘‘Inuit kiss’‘ and I’ve heard other people call it ‘‘bunny kisses’’. Either way there’s no excuse to use ‘‘eskimo’‘ in this context or another.

^^^

thatjedirey:

reylo-pls:

transteenpenpals:

lwordobsession:

gay-mo:

parisheroinstars:

Dear Followers,

I have been receiving a lot of messages as the one above. Apparently there is a person going around on tumblr, befriending members of the lgbt community who are not yet out to their parents. She then sends their parents letters outing them. (S)he pretends to want to be your pen pal or wants to send you a letter/gift via mail. (S)he will do anything to get your address. Please be careful. I’d really appreciate you guys reblogging this or making a similar post letting your friends/followers know. Just because that person’s blog was deleted doesn’t mean (s)he won’t come back. 

UGH this is disgusting, trust no bitch. Please be careful babies ❤

Please reblog this. I know it’s off topic but it’s very important to get the word out.

Please be safe guys!!! Don’t give out your addresses to someone unless you know you can for sure trust them!!!!

Be careful!

What the fuck, be careful guys!

what…. is this? why would anyone do this? I’m so confused by humanity sometimes.

moonlitonyxandopal:

saibrarutherford:

kaldannan:

angryschnauzer:

musicalninja:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

tygermama:

byebyeskylark:

glynnisi:

captainevans:

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.

You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”

Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?

friendly reminder Chris did most of his stunts bc the stunt guys couldn’t move like him.

One thing we found, too, is Chris can run very fast. He also has a very unique run. It’s almost a dancer’s run. And when we tried to double him for running, there was nobody who could run like him. They just didn’t have the same dynamics or the way he moves. He had to end up doing most of his running.”

What we also found, is that we had gymnasts come in to do things, and Chris could do the same stuff that they could do, but it would look like Chris Evans. When the body doubles or the gymnasts or the runners did it, it just didn’t look like him. He has such a unique way of moving, and he could pretty much do all of his own physical stuff that wasn’t dangerous. Like this shot right here, we had a gymnast do this, and Chris actually ended up doing it better. That’s Chris here. He hops up on a tank and over a 12-foot wall. It looks effortless but it’s not that easy!”

“Chris worked his butt off for four months doing gymnastics and stunt training so in a scene like this he could go toe-to-toe with Georges St-Pierre and make it look really credible. Once the helmet comes off, 95% of that is Chris, except obviously for that massive aerial kick that he does. I think he did a fantastic job.”

gifs and commentary (blu-ray) above from @sherloques Rehearsal above from @dailymarvel

The really cool thing about Chris Evans is that he’s a super talented, athletic guy. He retains things amazingly well. I mean, I’m blown away. I can show him a 15-punch fight two times, and he’s got it. – Thomas Harper, Stunt Coordinator, CATWS

gifs & commentary from @bealeeve-me

gifs from @aguaman 

*happy sigh*

@littlesnowarrow

It keeps better and better

holy crap i just did not know this about him.

In his defense, in her opinion

gigiree:

Day 1p>Day 2 Day 4: lawyers

“You still need to return my umbrella.” She tells Sasuke simply, wide eyes blinking up at him from behind a ridiculous attack of papers. “Besides that, do you have an appointment?”

Her usually careful voice is clear as glass, syllables rounded and pleasant in what he’s come to associate with forced professionalism.

Still, she looks a little ill at ease behind the welcome desk of Konoha’s small courthouse. Her hands are steepled in front of her, but the tips of her fingers keep pressing together with nervousness.

He doesn’t really want to say much, and no he doesn’t have an appointment, but her presence here is very confusing.

“Aren’t you on duty? Why are you here?” He asks simply, stuffing his hands into the pockets of his dark pants. There is no accusation here, merely curiosity.

She seems to grow more uncomfortable, stiffly shrugging in that nicely ironed white blouse of hers. Her hair is shiny and pulled back into a sleek bun. She looks trapped.

“I’m…taking a break for personal matters…they needed someone for this administrative position, so I took the job.” She says quietly, not entirely sure why she’s answering such an intrusive question. Then she quickly tries to justify herself. “I like it. I get to talk to people.”

He snorts.

“You mean sniveling lawyers and criminals.”

She frowns and shakes her head.

“No. People who need help and who are seeking justice and truth. People who are innocent until proven guilty. Now, how I may help you?” She says that last bit with iron in her tone, polite and cold.

Her cheeks are flushed with her emotion, and he finds himself mildly amused.

“I am a person seeking justice and truth…I wanted access to my court case documents before I go on trial.”

That seems to wake her up, causes her to slump forward in her seat in bright shame. She opens a drawer in her desk and starts making a show of rummaging through it with absolute concentration. Something tells him it’s because she hadn’t been expecting him to be one of the so called criminals she was defending.

“Oh…I see. Umm…do you…have permission from your lawyer? Or the Hokage? Either one works.” She says quietly, finally locating a series of release forms he needs to sign.

“Hokage. I fired my lawyer.” He says blithely, almost cheerfully handing her a neatly folded permission form. She takes a quick look and confirms Kakashi’s lazy signature with a quick flash of her Byakugan.

She nods and tucks it away into a folder, before finally looking up at a Sasuke to hand him his documents. And she finds the dark humor in his eyes disconcerting and sad. She could almost mistake the graceful smirk as a grimace.

“Oh…do you mind my-”

“They were grossly incompetent and I overheard them saying they thought I was guilty.”

“I’m sorry.” Is all she says.

Somehow this doesn’t annoy him as much as before. He’s heard her apologizing to her best friends, in passing. And they seem to wave it off. It’s not entirely pity in her eyes either. It’s genuine sympathy.

So he lets it go. Or rather he would if she wouldn’t keep pursuing the subject at hand.

“Wait…I uh…I have a cousin…she specializes in your kind of case…she might uh…be a better fit?”

Surprise colors his usually shuttered expression before his brows dip again, and slight anger pricks in his chest.

“I don’t trust anyone.”

She nods her head again, fingers twisting around each other until he feels they’ll stay in everlasting knots…he almost wishes that would happen…let her try and use her gentle fist ever again. Would serve her right for prying.

“I get that. I understand but…representing yourself in court…doesn’t usually turn out all that well. There’s loopholes and things you should and shouldn’t say and-”

He cuts her off.

“I don’t care. I did everything they’ve accused me of…I’ve threatened the village, killed a high ranking official, attacked the Kage, collided with a rogue ninja, attempted murder of the village’s darling child…I’ve done all of it.” He lists it all off so easily, so non-chalantly, that it sends shivers running down her spine until she tears her gaze away. “I have no use for people who can’t see why I did what I did.”

She looks saddened…tired to hear it all. But she persists.

“I…can see why…I can see it, and I promise…” She raises her head and her knuckles turn white as they grip the desk in front of her. “I promise I’m not the only who does…you need to have a fair trial.”

Her wavering voice grows stronger, and he finds himself vaguely impressed.

“And I think you should place a counter suit. The village hasn’t made reparations for what it’s done to you and your family. You’re not the only they’ve hurt…please, if anything talk to Sai-San…you’ll learn…that you’re not entirely alone.”

He stares at her in disbelief, his mouth actually open in shock and his dark brows raised high. She fidgets again, and busies herself with organizing the already neat stack of papers on her desk.

He can argue back that Sai hadn’t his whole family killed…can say that even if Sai lost much because of Danzo, he never attempted to kill Naruto or the Kage. Never turned on the village to pursue power…but for some reason…he’d like to let her dream on a little. Let her meander in her world of naïveté.

If it hurts her in the end, that’s on her. He wants to see her broken, just a little, when she realizes how cruel the truth can be…

But then she offers him a small smile and says-

“Even if he didn’t do all the things you said you did, he didn’t redeem himself. Didn’t destroy a mortal enemy and unlock us all from the dreams that Kaguya had put us in.”

Her eyes are earnest, shining with swirling hints of silver under the wan fluorescent lights…he would never compare her to Kaguya…he can’t reconcile the fact that this small soft girl is a descendant of that cold, alien princess…but something in her confidence makes him more scared of Hinata than he ever was of Kaguya.

He argues back.

“Sai didn’t have to redeem himself…he didn’t do anything wrong.”

She is adamant and he is fearful that she may be able to pierce into his thoughts with those scary eyes of hers. Too bright, too hopeful, too earnest.

“You’re not Sai-San. You did those things and they were choices you made…but saving us all was also a choice and you’re trying to make up for it now. That’s what matters.”

He doesn’t bother answering that, merely turns on his heel, documents in hand and heart hammering in his chest.

He ignores the apologies she whispers to him, slamming the door of the courthouse on his way out. There’s some sort of vindication for him when he gets home and sees her umbrella leaning against the side of his door.

She’s never getting that back, he decides.

He goes through the trial, and much to his consternation, he is ordered to accept his new assigned lawyer.

Hiromi Hyuuga, a strongly speaking woman of forty who walks in her suit and skirt ensembles with authority. He wonders if that’s what Hinata had been aiming for when she’d worn the starched white blouse for her job.

To his ever increasing chagrin, Hiromi argues his case well. He tries being smart with her, making snide comments and threatening to plead guilty to all accounts.

She has about as much backbone as Naruto, and that’s made evident by her careful words and threats punctuated by a flashing Byakugan.

After a harrowing few weeks, and avoiding the front desk almost entirely, he is found guilty for somethings and is found innocent for others. The general consensus is that they wouldn’t be here had it not been for his intervention and that he deserves a pardon.

Kakashi-bastard was all too happy to give it, on the condition that Sasuke help out with community service for half his time.

She had been right…she wasn’t the only one could see why he did the things he had done. Although the reasoning behind the light sentence causes him a bit of chagrin, he has a hard time arguing against the “mentally unstable due to past trauma” aspect.

He just feels so tired. Exhausted and worn hollow, and somehow, he finds himself feeling heavier even though the case is over and he’s a free man…sort of.

He mulls over his thoughts, unable to stop her earlier advice from leaking in and making sense. He wants to ask her a few more questions, perhaps begin filing that counter suit she’d suggested.

But when he gets to the front desk, he is greeted by an older lady with a sharp smile and blue eyes peering up from behind silver lenses.

She looks at ease here and when she asks him what he wants, he blurts out stupidly and uncharacteristically-

“The girl that was here before…where…” he trails off, realizing with horror just how much expectation he’d been placing on seeing her again. How much her words had dug deep and made logic out of dark thoughts.

The lady chuckles and says very straightforward-

“Dear Hinata has decided to take up a teaching post in Kusagakure. It suits her…she’s such a sweetheart to everyone and I’m sure she’ll be happy there.”

Somehow he feels even more exhausted now as he trudges away from the courthouse. Irritation sparks in his throat and he’s unsure why, but he really wants to hit something.

“Good riddance.” He says out loud, not quite sure if this is true or not.

Yep. Will definitely be following this. Fantastic use of the prompts. Really concrete concepts every time, lovely poetic delivery. Thanks for sharing, dear!

All roads lead to…

gigiree:

Day 1 Trampoline, Continuation of the day 1 prompt. This combines day 2, stress and day 3, Roads.

It’s not really the rejection that bothers her. She’s gotten over it. She confessed once, didn’t get a reply…although she can’t really blame Naruto for that one. Nearly transforming into an eldritch fox made of burning chakra could do a number on one’s memories.

So the next time she tells him, she lays it all out with no expectations. And she’s okay. She makes it out in one piece, with her minimal expectations of maintaining a good friendship met.

She’s been down all those roads, but she’s still meandering. That had simply been a detour on wherever her heart was taking her, floating away on dashed hopes and dreams and her trailing after it like a wispy cloud.

So bringing Sasuke his missing groceries is something strange for her to decide to do. It’s a decisive thing. A kind thing. A silly thing prompted by a shopping list written out on personalized stationery.

She asks Sakura where she may find him, only to receive a look of incredulity and a friendly warning.

“Oh you’re so sweet, Hinata. If he bugs you in any way, just tell me and I’ll set him straight…or Naruto will. I think Sasuke listens to him a lot more than to me.” Sakura says with a warm smile, and a little bit of pained nostalgia.

She looks like she wants to say more, but merely gives Hinata an encouraging pat and moves on down the street to attend to her daily duties at the hospital.

The flash storm of yesterday has left the town a little more refreshed. Although all the moisture had dried up with the rising of the sun, Hinata still finds the scent of rain lingering in the shadier spots.

It’s nice. It reminds her of her own chakra, sparking and full of clarity. It’s with this thought that she finds herself bearing the heat of the summer sun on her bare legs, the beams harsh on the skin exposed by the cuff of her dark shorts and her sleeveless shirt.

Still, she holds the brown bag of groceries close, and looks at the wrinkled, slightly torn list she’s tucked in between the tomatoes and the tea blend.

“I’ve got all of it.” She assures herself, and that manages to buoy her confidence…at least until she reaches the beginnings of the once inhabited Uchiha district.

The sunlight seems to wane a bit here, the lengthy shadows of derelict buildings stretching out like begging ghosts to ensnare those who still remember.

She feels her eyes burning a bit, and uses the back of her hand to wipe her tears away. This isn’t her sadness to carry, and she’s fairly sure Sasuke isn’t the type of person who would like her sharing in this old, searing grief.

The scent of rain is sharper still here, curling in from under all the shade and the overgrown trees and flowers left unattended for so long.

Derelict the buildings may be, but the bright yellow crocuses and daisies that stubbornly grow here show her that there was once life and love here, and that there is still a seed of it that’s gone and moved on, sprouting towards the sun.

She envies them. They have a sense of direction.

She walks down the upraised cobblestone street, turns left at the weirdly shaped cypress that looks like Kakashi-sensei and comes upon a little traditional house.

It stands out in that it’s fairly well kept, the aged wood of the outdoor walkway ringing the house is still solid. The white of the walls is clean and fresh. The blue black tiles of the sweeping roof are all accounted for, although if she looks close, she can tell that a few of those tiles are newer.

There’s an adorable ghost doll hanging from one of the wide windows. She hopes it brings this little home good weather. A few flowers cluster under the window sills, bright reds and whites and oranges bringing a spot of careful color to the plain motif.

Perhaps the most striking feature of all is the peony bush sprouting large purple blooms that brush against the sides of a very traditional sliding door.

This house is loved. This house is a home. She feels a lot more comfortable traveling down the stone walkway and knocking on the front entrance.

There is no answer.

She gathers her courage again, looking at the cheerful peonies who seem to wave at her with encouragement.

She knocks again.

There’s still no answer. She frowns, setting down the bag of groceries on the front porch, and quietly picks her away across the brambles and branches of the haphazard garden. She feels so badly about this, but her willful kindness is rearing it’s pretty head and making her determined.

She must apologize for the crotch-meets-umbrella incident. (Speaking of which, she’d really like her umbrella back.) So even if kindness means stepping over a particularly thorny rose bush and peek in through his window, she will.

The problem comes when said window slides open with almost a reprimand, and it bounces with the force of the movement. She is startled by a sharply spinning red gaze, burning eyes underscored by a fierce snarl.

And a dark umbrella opening up in front of her face with a vengeful fwoop.

She screams and falls backward, arms flailing as she struggles to keep her balance. Unfortunately, her shorts catch on a branch, and she is sent sprawling painfully into the thorny rose bush.

Her yelp of pain is met with a question.

“What the hell do you want?”

She momentarily can’t answer because of the stinging thorns catching onto her exposed skin, clawing at her as she struggles to stand up.

She lets out another moan of pain, her eyes wide and tearful as she finally manages to stand up. She rubs at the fresh cuts, scoring her body in too many places to heal with her chakra.

She eventually gives up and looks at her attacker, spotting his dark, annoyed eyes glaring at her over the rim of the open umbrella.

“I’m sorry…I’m just…I’m sorry for yesterday. I brought you a peace offering?”

She looks nearly tearful, and a little bit lost, a little bit lonely. (And Sasuke will never admit this, but in that moment he saw a bit of his directionless self in her.)

Perhaps that’s why he invites her inside. Perhaps that’s why he accepts her offerings without a word and why she’s allowed to sit on a cushion at his low table and tend to her wounds.

Perhaps that’s why he offers her a bottle of antiseptic and why he makes her a cup of bitter tea.

Regardless, this road has brought a soft, silly girl to his doorstep and he’s bored. There’s not much harm in entertaining someone who doesn’t need to fill up the silence all the time…even if everything is awkward and stilted.

“I’m sorry for the…crotch incident.”

He winces.

“That’s the worst thing you could have called it.”

“Sorry.” She repeats.

He’s sincerely like to throw her umbrella at her again if it would get her to stop apologizing. But she’s sincere, and doesn’t demand a lot more than a grunt of forgiveness.

She thanks him for the tea. Thanks him for his acceptance and bows politely. A clean, simple transaction.

Perhaps that’s why, when she leaves after a few quiet minutes, her tea untouched, he feels a little colder…even with the sun streaming through his home.

But for some reason, there’s a small assurance…because she forgot her umbrella again.
———

“So he opened the umbrella in your face and you fell into his rose bush? Huh…I would’ve expected more retaliation from him, to be honest. I think…” Sakura muses as she unwraps the bandages on an unconscious patient. She makes a quick observation, applies a bitter smelling salve to the grossly swelling gash on his leg, and then promptly makes a note on the chart she pulls from the pocket of her white coat.

Hinata waits for her friend to finish the sentence. She’s just come in from a low ranking mission. Her vest is torn and dirty, but it’s more from it getting caught on stray branches and cavernous walls than any attack she had experienced.

A simple rescue mission where she got a little dirty. Perfect for her current state of mental health. Perfect for giving her time to mull over her encounter with Sasuke.

Beyond the slightly childish revenge he’d pulled on her, she’s stumped. She had been expecting startling rudeness, perhaps a well-aimed genjutsu that would send umbrellas shooting into her crotch for the next forty eight hours…but that’s just it…nothing much had happened. Nothing at all.

The road had lead to an uneventful morning.

Which made her more curious, more eager to follow it because it seems that there’s a bend in this road, and there’s something exciting beyond all the stubbornly growing trees.

Finally Sakura finishes her examination. She tucks away her notepad and her pen, strips off her gloves and disposed of them correctly, before continuing.

“Where was I?”

“You think?”

“Oh yeah…I think you surprised him a lot. You shocked him out of his usual tactics. That’s why he let you in.” Her green eyes are pretty, sharp and amused as they look at Hinata. “You should try and see if you can do it again.”

“Uh-hwah?” Hinata says, startled by the idea. She’d merely been curious. Nothing beyond that. Curious and apologetic are a fairly strong combination. But now that her apology has been accepted, there isn’t anything left to pursue.

Sakura seems to think otherwise.

“It would be good for him to know people outside of Team 7. We’re all a mess…maybe it’s time for him to get to know other people.”

Hinata shakes her head.

“I can’t force my company on someone who doesn’t want it…I’m glad that I was able to apologize, but that’s as far as I will go. If he seeks friendship, he must chase it of his own volition.”

Sakura snorts and ruffles Hinata’s hair affectionately.

“You’re always so polite, Hinata. Don’t you know Naruto and I practically had to beat out friendship into Sasuke. But you…Just keep being you…and if you happen to cross paths with him again, just…roll with it.”

Hinata hums in disbelief, but affection for her friend softens it and brings a blooming smile to her face.

Sakura finds it adorable and thinks that Sasuke could benefit from a friend like Hinata Hyuuga. But she keeps these thoughts to herself.
—-

He finds her at the crossroads of a major trading route and a smaller mountain path. She is wounded and delirious. Her team is nowhere in sight.

While summer in Konoha is currently burning away the days, the summer here on the border of Amegakure is cursed with never ending rain.

She’s soaked to the bone, her headband limp against her pale throat. Her vest a barely clinging shredded thing wrapped haphazardly around her.

She is a fierce tiny thing, one moment slack as a ball-jointed doll lying against the trunk of a tree…the next, a wounded, screaming kunoichi with lightning crackling at her fingers and her white eyes all-seeing.

She has hardly any chakra left. The poorly bandaged wound right below her fifth rib is bleeding. She’s done as much as she can in healing herself, but the blood in the corner of her mouth tells him there’s not much she can do.

He is careful when he approaches her and painstakingly slow as he pulls out her umbrella from the folds of his dark cloak.

With a casual movement, he opens it and holds it over her.

She relaxes once she sees it’s only him. And then she reverts back to the girl with so many apologies in her mouth, he’s wondering why she hasn’t atoned for everyone’s sins yet.

Still, there’s a hidden kind of steel behind her polite greetings and thank you, and when she looks up at him, her eyes are not tearful, but mournful. Ashamed.

He’s long since grown past the childish need to always put down those weaker than him. He’s slowly, very slowly, assuming the role of protector of those weaker than him.

But protecting has always meant a fight for him, a noticeable effort to dispatch an enemy. Perhaps that is why when she finally slumps forward, unconscious, he catches her. Perhaps that’s why he takes her to a neutral territory, a dilapidated cabin in a strange forest.

Perhaps that’s why he bandages her wounds and feeds her clean water as her system struggles to evict the poison that she’d been cut with.

He panics…very quietly…but he panics when she wretches in her sleep and coughs up blood. He’s not good at this healing thing, but he wipes away the red bile from her chin with awkward carefulness.

Perhaps that’s why when she wakes up, slightly feverish and incoherent, babbling about how she killed her brother, he lays her back down and brushes back her hair.

Perhaps that’s why he waits until her fever is broken to silently slip away.

He leaves her a note on personalized stationery.

“It was raining, so I took your umbrella. Sorry. Drink more water and take some of the soldier pills I left in your bag. Good job on finishing the mission.”

-S.

Day 3 and 4

Well I’ll be watching out for you from now on clearly. There’s a very fresh feel to your delivery that I appreciate a lot. It’s poetic and clear all at once. Good balance, kudos again!

There’s Something About Her

gigiree:

Based on this magical conversation with kia8088

It starts with a glance. It’s the tiniest thing really, so small that it would take someone with his prowess to catch it, but he does. 

It had a been a mere month after returning to Konoha. The dead were buried. The families still mourned. And he was back, enfolded under the shade of dancing leaves once more. 

The Konoha Genin had all gathered for one final celebration, a chance to remember, rejoice, and re-introduce him to everyone as the newly returned genin come home. And it’s through the smoke and sizzling of admittedly delicious BBQ that he catches her silvery gaze.

It’s only a second, but it’s cold and piercing and for once, he sees the family resemblance he vaguely remembered her lacking.

He brushes it off. She’s not important in the grand scheme of things. 

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Cannot stop laughing. Cannot. Thank you for writing this. Seriously