Table for Two

giada-luna:

Not quite cookies or pasta, but a take on the idea of cooking for @sasuhina-month 2017

Huge thank you to @delightfulharmonypoetry: this is based on a laugh she shared with me, and then let me run with it. 

Word count: 850
Read it as part of my series The Golden Ratio on FFN and AO3

Table for Two

Hinata wasn’t going to leave; she was going to stay home. Sasuke finally convinced her the world would not end if she had a morning out of the house, and practically shooed her out of the door with his assurances that he was more than capable of taking care of their child.

His son, however, was much harder to convince.

He came downstairs to find his father at the kitchen table, calmly reading. There was no Mama. There was no humming or the sounds of dishes being washed or food being cooked. There was only Papa, quietly reading the newspaper (and not even the comics!) and sipping bland tea.

Sasuke looked up to find his son clutching his favorite stuffed toy, and eyeing him suspiciously.

“Good morning,” he offered. “Did you sleep well?”

“Where’s Mama?”

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Lololol this is adorable Giada! I laughed too loud I think. Boy do I know Sasuke’s pain.

little-homestuck:

weirdscrub:

pop-punk-nerd:

mojo-chojo:

salty-space:

tamarussia:

bridmpreg:

inglaterraa:

i’ve finally found my drawing style

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i drew a picture of your oc

i hope you dont mind that i put some of my headcanons in it

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fucking how

WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING

excuse me, but can i join the fandom?

i saw that his right arm is slightly short compared to the left one so i added my headcanon for it

IT GOT BETTER

Hey i’m new to the fandom but i love that headcanon so i added onto it by fixing them up! 

how

Creativity can’t die in an individual with a community. Clearly.

horreurscopes:

a few fun octopus facts:

  • their arms are similar to our tongues in that their muscle fibers are  oriented in three different directions 
  • octopuses are disconcertingly strong (anecdotal evidence says that a 15 inch wide octopus was as strong as the scientist handling it)
  • on that note that same scientist said that when her octopuses escaped she would have to run behind them, “like cats” (paraphrased from sy montgomery’s the soul of an octopus)
  • aquariums have “octopus enriching programs” so they don’t get bored and fuck shit up in their tanks
  • they are crazy smart like. really. really fucking smart 
  • but we can’t compare their intelligence to ours because our evolution branched from the same common ancestor so long ago we cannot comprehend how they think
  • it’s believed that their intelligence evolved when they lost their shell, and had to adapt to predict how countless of different prey and predators would act, how to avoid them, distract them, lure them or trick them 
  • they visualize how other creatures are going to act, which means they have have awareness that others are individuals which is a type of consciousness but i can’t remember what it’s called right now 
  • like, they use tools 
  • they have distinct personalities 
  • aquarium octopuses are socialized from a very young age and even though in the wild they are solitary creatures they become extremely friendly with enough human exposure
  • sometimes they dislike people for no apparent reason and will shoot water at them
  • they have three hearts 
  • each of their arms has a tiny brain that controls movement and sensory input on its own i shit you not
  • they are color blind and yet they can camouflage their color and nobody knows how 
  • they can change the color and texture of their skin faster than human eyes can keep up with it
  • great pacific octopuses are white when they are peaceful, and red when they’re excited 
  • aquarium octopus have escaped their tanks and slithered down pipes into the ocean 
  • escaped their tanks to eat the fish in other tanks 
  • escaped their tanks to go fight other octopuses cuz they were bored
  • octopus fight club
  • learned how to take photographs
  • cost thousands of dollars by flooding new floors
  • they can feel, taste, and smell with their suckers and all of their skin
  • they enjoy tasting their food by slowly moving it through their suckers instead of shoving it in their beaks

  • they can rewrite their rna. no, really

  • the only reason why they haven’t evolved to take over as the next dominant race is because they’re doing pretty well  in the ocean so there’s no need for them to adapt further 
  • there’s a ton more but i’m so overwhelmed by love i can’ think of any at the moment i’m going to cry
  • read the soul of an octopus by sy mongomery no she didn’t pay me i just love octopuses so much 

these are all SO neat!