drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.
everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this
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You know that moment when you bang your pinky toe on something and your mind goes “This is it. This is how I die.”
I always enjoy talking to @simonalkenmayer, there’s a certain mannerism to his speech pattern that makes me feel like I’m being messaged by an 18th century gentleperson wearing a top hat over a smile that doesn’t quite look right. I’m not sure why but it’s really quite lovely.
Same, except I have the speech patterns of a sarcastic 1980’s teen movie protagonist. The two styles do not necessarily… compliment one another.
Now I’m wondering what my mental speech pattern is. Molly Weasley meets Morticia Addams?
If you’re molly weasley/morticia addams can I please submit an application to have you choose me as your new adopted child? Cuz i mean…come on.
this is what it’s like having siblings
Accurate
the screech lmfaooo
Lololol
An AU where Adrien was shorter than his best friend, Marinette, in grade school ‘ v ‘
Holy shnot I only saw the notes on this one guys and like THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
haha if this actually reaches 100k something I’ll finish that a lil long angsty comic I never got to continue xD that’s a bet.
Um. Too cute
Get to know me:
Totally ripped off from a top post in the “tag” above
Relationship Status: married to my job
Favorite Color: yellow but you’d never guess it by knowing me
Lipstick or Chapstick: neither :3
Last song I listened to: State of Grace by Taylor Swift
Last Movie I watched: Annabelle: Creation
Top 3 Shows: Miraculous, Star vs the Forces of Evil, Unsolved Mysteries
Top 3 ships: SasuHina and…?? I’ll ship almost anything
There you go. Things you probably already knew about me but this is an excuse to tag @delightfulharmonypoetry, @giada-luna, annnnnnnd…. err anyone else who feels like doing this
My turn my turn!!
Relationship Status: there is a relationship. *nodnodnod*
Favorite Color: a weird greeny blue. i think the correct word is teal but i don’t like the word teal. it seems rude somehow.
Lipstick or Chapstick: …coconut oil.
Last song I listened to: The Soundtrack from the documentary The Hunt by Steven Price (…why am i such a weirdo?)
Last Movie I watched: King Arthur (2017) it had so much potential! 😦
Top 3 Shows: Law and Order SVU, Brooklyn 99, jeez, only 3? uh… Bones, probably.
Top 3 ships: Reylo, Sasuhina, NaruSaku probably
@giada-luna (ignore the peer pressure if you wish, dear!) @thatjedirey
This is beautiful and all but most of these models are going to have glitter in places glitter should not be for the rest of their lives, archeologists are going to be examining specks of glitter that somehow got on to their skeletons form this photoshoot hundreds of years after they died. Their kids will be born with glitter in their DNA.
^^^
they will never be able to commit a crime. It’ll be easy to pinpoint who did it.
“DId you get the DNA samples back from the lab for that murder?”
“Nah, we just had the guys trace the glitter. It was like bread crumbs all the way home.”
*nodnodnodnod*
Can’t can’t the truth
Ink Child Writing 