Okay so,

4 wisdoms teeth taken out. Full sedation. And local 12 hour anesthetic to my mouth.

I woke up halfway through the procedure dudes. What a trippy weird experience that was.

I hear myself trying to say no because holy crap it hurt to have what felt like metal dividers between my teeth. And I heard the surgeon replying. “Okokok, just breathe you’re all right.” And then to the nurse he goes. “More, give here more. Now.” And then I guess I was out again.

I woke up again very very sleepy. Mouth full of gauze and wobbly. I am told that we went to a grocery store for soup, ice packs, apple sauce, yogurt and then a pharmacy where the nice pharmacist gifted me two free ice packs because my chipmunk cheeks made her feel sorry for me. Also I looked sad and drunk.

I don’t recall most of that. I went home and had some soup and realized I really h a t e gauze in my mouth. It is the worst.

Thankfully @vagabondprophet is the nicest boy ever and he did all my things I needed to do I just slept forever.

Today is day two.

My chipmunk cheeks have gone lopsided. Left side is still big right side is fine. I think the left side is where the surgeon had to take some bone from my jaw to get the damn tooth out. It’s also the side that woke me mid surgery. I am not happy with my left side. It needs to get with the program.

BUT. I went from 8 pm to 7:30 am with no meds. My anesthetic has worn off and I am sore but functional so that’s good. Only thing is @vagabondprophet doesnt give a damn how tough i am he is all “do not fight with me. Take your damn meds”

So I’m eating cold apple sauce as suggested to me by the lovely @strawberry-lover and having the yucky meds. Maybe they wont make me wanna hurl today.

ON the plus side I will have a lot of time to PLOT.

Hopefully the muse feels sorry for me and lets me update!